Wanna find out just how sleazy you really are? Now's your time to find out. Answer all questions truthfully, and give yourself the indicated points for every 'yes' answer. Give it to everyone else, too!

(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point

(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2 points

(3) Ever tried alcohol? 1 point

(4) Ever been drunk? 2 points

(5) Ever play drinking games? 2 points

(6) Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points

(7) Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person? 1 point

(8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points

(9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar? 8 points

(10) Ever gone bar-hopping? 5 points

(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additionnal day (max 7 points)

(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points

(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried

(14) Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points

bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points

(15) Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points

(16) Ever sell drugs? 8 points

(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points

(18) Ever used barbituates? 8 points

(19) Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points

(20) Ever used narcotics? 10 points

(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points

(22) Ever been on a date? 2 points

(23) Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points
bonus: to orgasm? 2 points

(24) Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points

(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points

(26) Ever paid for sex (strippers and lap dances included)? 8 points

(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points

(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points

(29) Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points

bonus: to orgasm? 2 points

(30) Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points

bonus: to orgasm? 2 points

(31) Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points

(32) Ever contract an STD? 12 points

(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points

(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points

(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points

(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points

(37) Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points

(38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points

(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points

(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8 points

(41) Ever used sex toys? 6 points

(42) Ever pass out during sex (lotions and oils included)? 5 points

(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points

(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points

(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points

(46) Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball-1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point
(47) Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points

(48) Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points

(49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points

(50) Ever been arrested? 8 points
bonus: If convicted 7 points

(51) Ever been pulled over while drunk? 3 points

(52) Ever been given a sobriety test? 4 points

(53) Ever failed a sobriety test? 8 points

(54) Ever offered sexual favors to avoid arrest? 10 points

(55) Ever used a stolen credit card? 3 points
bonus: to view internet porn? 2 points

0-20: A life with the church is too corrupt for you. It's obvious you don't partake in the luxuries of life your parents always taught you not to do. Provided you didn't score a zero, there is hope for you yet. Please do us all a favor: go out, get wasted, get laid, and take this quiz in a few months. At least then we won't feel as corrupt.

21-40: You barely make our scale. But at least you didn't eat it as bad as others did. Please take the advice given to those who scored less than you did: go out, get wasted, get laid, and take this quiz in a few months. Hopefully then your score will change. Hopefully.

41-60: Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date. Not on a first date, anyway. Seems you've dabbled a little bit in the fields of alcohol and sex, maybe even tried a little weed, but you're not too corrupt...yet. But at least you can take pride in the fact that even though you've experimented, you've scored way lower than many others.

61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else. Unless you're one of the many ambidextrous people in this world. You seem to be aware of your corrupt behavior, maybe even proud. While taking this test, you may have thought to yourself, 'I'm going to hell.' But now you know it's not so bad; you're just normal. Just like everyone else.

101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt. Apparently that's not a bad thing, either. Enjoy those tricks, see if you can come up with new ones, and rest assured that you're still just fine.

131-160: You're enjoying life to the max. As long as you're not a danger to society, go out and have some more fun. Take someone who scored below normal; they need someone to make them the life of the party.

161-200: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? Please let others know when you're out, so they can avoid you at all costs.

200+: You're going straight to hell. Enough said.