EWWWW

EWWWW!!!

I was sitting there, in my kitchen reading my Newsweek, and my neck started itching and I reached up to scratch it and I brushed the spot and there was a bug there! I flicked it off and it landed on the floor where I use the girly Stick-a-cup-over-it-and-slip-a-piece-of-paper-under-it method.

I then put a glass cup over it, replacing the paper cup so I could look at it. I am still retching. I have it here in the cup next to my computer and i did a search and determined that it is a

BOLL WEEVIL.

I had a BOLL WEEVIL on my NECK!!

EWWWEWWWEWWW!

It looks like C.

This raises many interesting questions, such as:

Where did this boll weevil come from? I have been at kings dominion all day riding roller coasters.
How did it get in my house?
Why me? Do i smell especially disguting after running thru the nasty water in nickelodeon splat city?
Why my neck? boll weevils eat cotton. not people.

Here are a few boll weevil links if you want to learn about the disgusting thing that was on my neck.

the boll weevil education site

The "Louisiana Bugs of Summer" page

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