Disease Prevention.

A  priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old 
church member whom he had not seen for some years. She welcomed 
him into the parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw
a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of
it. The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating 
on top of it. Astonished and shocked, he quickly turned away. But 
after tea curiosity got the better of him and he asked her about it.

"Oh, yes," she said enthusiastically. "While in town last year I found a
package on the sidewalk. The directions on the back said 'keep wet and
put on your organ to prevent disease.' And you know, I think it works. I
haven't had a cold all winter!"