The Hate Towards Men!



 A WOMEN'S PLACE IS IN THE HOUSE-
 AND IN THE SENATE.

 MEN ARE LIKE TOILETS-EITHER OCCUPIED OR FULL OF SHIT.

 MENopause
 MENtal anxiety
 MENstrual cramps
 MENtal breakdown...
 Ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?

 SURE, GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN, BUT EVERYONE HAS TO MAKE A ROUGH DRAFT
 BEFORE A FINAL COPY!

 GOD MADE RIVERS,
 GOD MADE LAKES,
 GOD MADE MEN,
 WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!!!

 OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK AS BUSY AS A MAN-I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!

 MEN HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY THE EARTH, BUT WOMEN HAVE THE WISDOM TO
 SAVE IT!

 IF WOMEN HAVE 2 X CHROMOSOMES AND MEN ONLY HAVE ONE, THEN THAT MEANS
 WOMEN ARE 100% WOMEN AND MEN ARE 50% WOMEN.

 I WISH MY MOM WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THE SAME THING ABOUT GUYS AS SHE SAID
 TO ME ABOUT HORROR MOVIES WHEN I WAS FIVE-DON'T WORRY HONEY-IT'S ALL
 FAKE!

 NEVER CRY OVER A GUY!

 BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A GREATER WOMAN.

 YOU HAVE TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS BEFORE YOU KISS A PRINCE.

 WHEN GOD MADE MEN, SHE WAS ONLY KIDDING!

 GOD CREATED DINOSAURS,
 GOD DESTROYED DINOSAURS.
 GOD CREATED MAN,
 MAN DESTROYS GOD..
 MAN CREATES DINOSAURS,
 DINOSAURS DESTROY MAN...
 WOMEN INHERIT THE EARTH!

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Obviously written by a woman, she couldn't find the caps lock
key. Hardly suprising really, bet she was blond, or a Spice Girl!



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