Not A virgin.

 

A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the
husband, 

"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies,

"That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, 

"Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."


The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done,
the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" says the wife. 

"I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food." He replies.

"Tiger wouldn't do that. "

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with
his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets
up and goes over to the phone.

 "What are you doing?" She says.

"I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his 
wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself
over to the phone and starts to dial.

"Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole !"