Read these and you can see why George Bush Jr. is NOT worried (however, he
should worry about his own campaign):
"If we don't succeed, we run the
risk of failure."
"Democrats understand the importance of bondage
between a mother and child."
"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs.
Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
"Mars is essentially in the same
orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very
important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, & water.
If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can
breathe."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's
history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century.
I didn't live in this century."
"I believe we are on an irreversible
trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
"One
word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, that one word
is 'to be prepared'."
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate
things."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
judgments in the future."
"The future will be better
tomorrow."
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in
the world."
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive
positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
"I stand by all
the misstatements that I've made."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO,
we are a "part" of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a "part"
of Europe."
"Public speaking is very easy."
"I am not part of
the problem. I am a Democrat."
"A low voter turnout is an indication
of fewer people going to the polls."
"When I have been asked who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct & simple:
Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame.
"Illegitimacy is something we
should talk about in terms of not having it."
"We are ready for any
unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still
a high priority."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession
that teach our children."
"The American people would not want to know
of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make."
"We're all capable
of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may
not have made."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"[It's]
time for the human race to enter the solar system."
AND, OF COURSE,
(TO ALL USERS OF THE INTERNET), THE ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTATION OF MR. AL
GORE:
"As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of
the Internet"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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