One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to
enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and
were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away in
disgust.
The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued
drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the
fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT
IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT NOW!!!!"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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