One day at the end of class little Geoffrey's teacher has the class go
home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.
The
following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell his
story.
Little Joey raises his hand. "My dad owns a farm and every
Sunday we
load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell
them at
the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs
flew
out of the baskets and onto the road." The teacher asks for the
moral of
the story. Joey replies: "Don't keep all your eggs in one
basket."
Next is little Heather. "Well my dad owns a farm too
and every weekend
we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.
Last weekend
only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks Heather for
the moral of
the story. Heather replied, "Don't count your eggs before
they're
hatched".
Last is little Geoffrey. "My Aunt Debbie fought
in the Desert Storm
war. Her plane was shot down over enemy territory -
she jumped out
before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun
and a
machete."
"On the way down she drank the case of beer.
Unfortunately, she lands in
the middle of 100 Iraqi soldiers. She shot 70
with her machine gun,
but ran out of bullets, so she pulled out her
machete and killed 20 more.
The blade on her machete broke, so she
killed the last ten with her
bare hands."
Teacher looks in shock
at Geoffrey and asks if there is possibly any
moral to his
story...
Geoffrey replies, "Yeah, don't f*** with Aunt Debbie when
she's been
drinking."
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