The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in  the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the   motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man,   still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door  and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife,  hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband   lying on the floor, cut and  bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to  him and the patio door shattered. The wife  ran to
the phone and summoned an ambulance.

Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the    several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics  to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the   hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.    Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some   paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the  toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come   home.  After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and  the damage done to his motorcycle.  He became despondent, went into   the bathroom,  sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette.  After   finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the  toilet bowl while still seated.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her   husband screaming.  She ran into the bathroom and found her husband   laying on the floor.  His trousers had been blown away and he was    suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.  The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same ambulance crew was dispatched and his wife met them at the   street.  The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began  carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to  the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the   wife how the husband had burned himself.  She told them and the   paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher  and dumped the husband out.  He fell down the remaining steps and  broke his ankle.

So, "Is your day as bad as you think?"

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