A blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the cashier for some bottom deodorant. The cashier, a little bemused, explains to her that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.

The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more. The cashier thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't stock, or have ever sold such an item, smiles at the blonde and says, "One moment please, I will get the pharmacist."

The pharmacist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you, miss?"

"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the blonde.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "but we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" says the pharmacist.

"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to the woman, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."

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