A blonde goes for job interview in an office. The
interviewer
starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your
age, please?"
The blond counts carefully on her fingers for half
minute
before replying, Ehhh..22!"
The interviewer tries another
straightforward one to break the
ice. "And can you tell us your height,
please?"
The young lady stands up and produces measuring tape from
her
handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the
tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces,
"Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for
the real
basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure,
or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The
blond bobs her head from side to side for about ten
seconds, mouthing
something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy"
The interviewer
is completely baffled at this stage, so asks
"What were you doing when I
asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that!" replies the blond, "I was just
running through
that song, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to
you....."
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