This letter was written by someone like yourself, hoping to bring relief to other tired, fed-up wives. Unlike other chain letters, this one costs nothing.

Send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are tired and not happy with life. Then tie up your husband or boyfriend, put him in a box and send to the name at the top of the list. Add your name to the bottom. Of the list, that is.

When your name appears at the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men... one of them will definitely be a heck of a lot better than the one you've got.

Don't break this chain. You have to believe.

One woman who broke the chain, received her old, dried up, hunk'a tired, husband back.

At the time of writing this letter, a friend of mine already received 184 men. She was buried yesterday, but it took the undertakers 34 hours to wipe the smile off her face.

Signed by a liberated woman!