PCMCIA    -- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN      -- It Still Does Nothing
Apple     -- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI      -- System Can't See It
DOS       -- Defunct Operating System
BASIC     -- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM       -- I Blame Microsoft
DEC       -- Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM    -- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2      -- Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW       -- World Wide Wait
Microsoft -- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Macintosh -- Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs

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