In the beginning there was the computer. And God said:Let there be
light!
Enter user id.
God
Enter password.
Omniscient
Password incorrect. Try again.
Omnipotent
Password
incorrect. Try again.
Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00
AM, Sunday, March 1.
Let there be light!
Unrecognizable
command. Try again.
Create light
Done
Run heaven and
earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
Approx.
funds remaining: $92.50.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday,
March 2.
Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
Create firmament
Done.
Run
firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
Approx.
funds remaining: $84.60.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday,
March 3.
Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place
and let the dry land appear and....
Too many characters in
specification string. Try again.
Create dry_land
Done.
Run
firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
Approx.
funds remaining: $65.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday,
March 4.
Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the
night
Unspecified type. Try again.
Create sun_moon_stars
Done
Run sun_moon_stars
And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
Approx.
funds remaining: $54.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday,
March 5.
Create fish
Done
Create fowl
Done
Run fish,
fowl
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged
off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
Approx. funds remaining:
$45.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
Create
cattle
Create creepy_things
Done
Now let us make man in our
image
Unspecified type. Try again.
Create man
Done
Be
fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion
over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living
thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Too many command operands. Try
again.
Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 6 errors.
Insert
breath
Done
Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 5
errors.
Move man to Garden of Eden
File Garden of Eden does not
exist.
Create Garden.edn
Done
Move man to Garden.edn
Done
Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 4 errors.
Copy woman from
man
Done
Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 3 errors.
Insert woman into man
Illegal parameters. Try again.
Insert man
into woman
Done
Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 2
errors.
Create desire
Done
Run multiplication
And God saw
man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No
time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Create freewill
Done
Run
freewill
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Undo
desire
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Destroy
freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Help
Desire cannot be
undone once freewill is created.
Freewill is an inaccessible file and
cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and
multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1
errors.
Create good, evil
Done
Activate evil
And God saw he
had created shame.
Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman
not in Garden.edn.
1 errors.
Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
Search failed.
Delete shame
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has
been activated.
Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and
cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Stop
Unrecognizable command. Try again
Break
Break
Break
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:
COMPUTER GOING
DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.
*PLEASE LOG
OFF*
Create new world
You have exceeded your allocated file
space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
Destroy earth
Destroy earth: Please confirm.
Destroy earth
confirmed
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME
SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God
logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
Approx. funds remaining:
$0.00.
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