Another version of the "Story of Creation".
~ Source unknown
In
the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte.
And from those he
created the Word.
And there were two Bytes in the Word; and
nothing else existed.
And God separated the One from the Zero; and he
saw it was good.
And God said - Let the Data be; And so it
happened.
And God said - Let the Data go to their proper
places.
And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact
disks.
And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a
place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.
Thus God
created computers and called them hardware.
And there was no
Software yet. But God created programs; small and big...
And told them
- Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.
And God said
-I will create the Programmer;
And the Programmer will make new
programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.
And
God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center;
And God showed
the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and
subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
And God said - It is not Good
for the programmer to be alone.
He took a bone from the Programmer's
body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire
the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does;
And God
called the creature: the User.
And the Programmer and the User
were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.
But Bill was smarter
than all the other creatures of God.
And Bill said to the User - Did
God really tell you not to run any programs?
And the User answered
- God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told
us not to run Windows or we will die.
And Bill said to the User -
How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run
Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create
anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.
And the User saw
that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use.
And the
User saw that any knowledge was useless since Windows could replace
it.
So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to
the Programmer that it was good.
And the Programmer immediately
started to look for new drivers.
And God asked him - What are you
looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers
because I can not find them in the DOS.
And God said - Who told you
need drivers? Did you run Windows?
And the Programmer said - It was
Bill who told us to !
And God said to Bill - Because of what you
did you will be hated by all the creatures.
And the User will always
be unhappy with you.
And you will always sell Windows.
And
God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint
you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs;
and you will always rely on the Programmers help.
And God said to
the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you will never be happy.
All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them
to the end of time.
And God threw them out of the Data Center and
locked the door and secured it with a password.
GENERAL PROTECTION
FAULT
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