Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner God told them: "I need three important people to send my message to all people. Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."

Yeltsin immediately called his cabinet together and told them:
"I have two very bad news items for you:
  1) God really exists, and
  2) Tomorrow God will destroy the earth."

Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them:
"I have good news and bad News:
  The good news is: God really does exist.
  The bad news is: tomorrow God's destroying the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
"I have two fantastic announcements:
  1) I'm one of three most important people on earth
  2) The Year 2000 problem is solved"