Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being
sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not
sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped
society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you
created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done
before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to
go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between
the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly
if it will help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go
first?" asks Bill.
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to
you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went
to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were
thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing
and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill
was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I
REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said God and off they
went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting
about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as
Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm,
I think I prefer Hell," he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you
desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to
check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God
arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot
flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by
demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill
responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful,
this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to
that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the
water?"
God says, "That was just the screen saver."
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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