A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of
drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give
$500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness
back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's
offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman
who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still
good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender
to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10
of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub
patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the
Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for
that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to
go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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