22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the
back seat of your car.
21. Your reason for not staying in touch with
family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
20. Keeping up with
sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your bookmarks.
19. You have
a to do list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks and they are
usually the ones that never get crossed off.
18. You have actually
faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
17. Pick up lines now
include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
16. You
consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
15. You assume the
question to valet park or not is rhetorical.
14. You refer to your
dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
13. Your idea of being
organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
12. Your grocery list has
been on your refrigerator so long some of the products don't even exist any
more.
11. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways
to improve their process.
10. You get all excited when it's Saturday
and you can wear sweats to work.
9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in
your garden as deliverables.
8. You find you really need PowerPoint to
explain what you do for a living.
7. You normally eat out of vending
machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same
week.
6. You think that progressing an action plan and calendarizing a
project are acceptable English phrases.
5. You know the people at the
airport hotels better than you know your next door neighbors.
4. You
ask your friends to think out of the box when making Friday night
plans.
3. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put
his ideas into a matrix.
2. You think a half-day means leaving at 5
o'clock
And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the
90's:
1. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
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