A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the
doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first
time and always asks me to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied,
"go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her.
If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing
this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her
deafness".
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as
instructed.
He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen
as she is chopping some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He
hears no response.
He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No
reply. He moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right
behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for
dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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