A man decided to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spent $5000 and felt
really good about the results.
On his way home after his last Doctor
visit he stopped at a newsstand and bought a paper. Before leaving he said to
the clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I
am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"Well I'm actually 47!" he
boasted and he left feeling very happy.
Later he stopped at McDonald's
for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. Her reply was "Oh, you
look about 29."
"Well I'm actually 47!" he boasts again. And he leaves
feeling very happy.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an elderly
lady the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is
going. But, when I was young I had a sure way of telling a man's age. If I
put my hand down your pants, in ten minutes I'll be able to tell your exact
age."
There was no one around so the man thought why not and let her
slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's
done - you are 47 years old!"
The stunned man says," that was
brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies with a smile," I
was behind you at McDonalds!!!
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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