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How To ID Where A Driver Is From


One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
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One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California
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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
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One hand on the wheel, leaning to the right, going at least 70 MPH always passing on the right while dodging pot holes: Detroit
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Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida
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Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
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With gun in lap: LA
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One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
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Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California
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One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
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One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator, and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas
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Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: Virginia


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