How to identify where a driver is from:
One hand on the wheel, one
hand on the horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window:
Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator: California; with gun in lap: LA
Both hands on
wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving
in California.
Both feet holding the brake while their buddy takes a
leak: Montana
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
One hand on latte,
one knee on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game:
Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a
McDonald's bag out the window: Texas City Male
One hand on wheel, one
hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down
the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they
are on the left side of the road: Texas country male
One hand
constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different angles of the BIG
hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to keep the helmet
hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38
revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas
female
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes
constantly checking the rearview mirror to watch for visible emissions from
their own or another's car: Colorado
Four wheel drive pickup truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached
to antenna: West Virginia male.
Junked, driven by someone who
previously had a nice car and who is now wearing a barrel: Las
Vegas
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker
on: Florida
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"Life can only be
understood backwards,
but must be lived forwards."
- Soren
Kierkegaard
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