~~ As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with
my Inner Sociopath.
~~ I have the power to channel my imagination into
ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
~~ I assume full
responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's
fault.
~~ I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
~~ In some cultures what I
do would be considered normal.
~~ Having control over myself is nearly
as good as having control over others.
~~ My intuition nearly makes up
for my lack of good judgment.
~~ I can change any thought that hurts
into a reality that hurts even more.
~~ I honor my personality flaws,
for without them I would have no personality at all.
~~ Joan of Arc
heard voices too.
~~ I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all
those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
~~ I need not
suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.
~~ As
I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many
ways to keep me quiet.
~~ When someone hurts me, forgiveness is
cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.
~~ The first
step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things
for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
~~ As I
learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
~~ All
of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting
parts.
~~ I am at one with my duality.
~~ Blessed are the
flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
~~ I will strive to
live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
~~ Only a lack of
imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
~~
Does my quiet self-pity get to me? Yes? Or should I move up to incessant
nagging?
~~ Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for
there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
~~ False hope is
nicer than no hope at all.
~~ A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as
a solution to the problem.
~~ Just for today, I will not sit in my
living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the
bedroom.
~~ Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a
minute... I'll find someone.
~~ Why should I waste my time reliving
the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
~~ The
complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is
working.
~~ I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as
sabotage.
~~ Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the
next step - blaming my parents.
~~ To understand all is to fear
all.
~~ I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I
can laugh at.
~~ The next time the universe knocks on my door, I will
pretend I am not home.
~~ My body is a temple. Do you want to come
over for midnight mass?
~~ To have a successful relationship I must
learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
~~ I am
willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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