A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were 2 boy
kittens and 2 girl kittens.
"How did you know?" his mother
asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I
think it's printed on the bottom."
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Another
three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was
on the right foot.
She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong
feet.
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said,"Don't kid me,
Mom. I KNOW they're my feet!"
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On the
first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to
the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of
the room asked, "How will that help?
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began
putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and
spread them all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother
asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the
boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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"Can people predict the future with
cards?"
"My mother can."
"Really?"
"Yes, she takes one
look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets
home."
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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