A Little Laughter...goes a long way

Mergers


There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Co. was going to buy the Fuller Brush Co. and Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.  This would result in the new mega-corporate entity known as
   ... "Hale Mary Fuller Grace."

Don't forget the failed merger between Yahoo and Netscape.
   ... Net'n'yahoo. ... 
It didn't work out because they were afraid they would have to relocate the headquarters
   ...  InTel Aviv.

A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers.  Rumor had it that the new company would be called
   ...  Fairwell Honeychild.

It was announced that Wurlitzer is merging with Xerox. They are going to market
   ... reproductive organs.

There is a merger in the works involving Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called
   ... Poly-Warner-Cracker.

And then there are/would be:

3M & Goodyear 
     = mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price
     = Deere Abi

Playboy & Toys R Us
     = Boy Toy

Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple computer
     = Crab Apple

Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dofasco & Dakota Mining
     = Zip Audi Do Da

Folger Coffee & Detroit Edison & Rolex
     = Folderal

Swissair & Cheseborough-Ponds
     = Swisschese

Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil
     = Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining
     = Mine, All Mine

3M &JC Penny & Canadian Opera Company
     = 3 Penny Opera

Mattel & Pacific Gold
     = Ma & Pa

Sears Roebuck & Rogers Cable
     = Buck Rogers

Cracker Jacks + Maxwell House
     = Crackhouse

Luvs Diapers + Hertz Rent-a-car
     =Luv Hertz

Grey Pupon + Dockers Pants
     = Grey Pupon Pants

Buttmaster + Sunkist
     = Buttkissed

Knott's Berry Farm + National Organization of Women
     = Knott NOW

Upjohn + Chuckie Cheese Pizza
     = UpChuck

White Castle Burgers + Glad Trash Bags
    = White Trash Bags

Uncle Ben's Rice + Ben Gay
    = Uncle Ben's Gay

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