It seems that computer programs are full of "bugs," so named because
that's what many software engineers look like. And, the worst bug is the Y2K,
which, if left unaddressed, could result in the following
calamities:
Bill Clinton might be constitutionally eligible to run for
a third term.
AMC might bring back the Gremlin.
Airlines might
accidentally install seats large enough for people to sit in.
Due to a
crash in their phone systems, you could call a bank and wind up talking to a
person instead of a recording.
As the ball drops on New Year's Eve in
Times Square in New York, it might get stuck, meaning Dick Clark would be on
television forever.
Kenneth Starr would lose all of his data and have
to start his investigation over from scratch.
Your VCR would stop
blinking MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT and start blinking NOON NOON
NOON.
Tony Orlando might decide the time is right for a
comeback.
If you are one of those people who have trouble adjusting to
Daylight Savings Time, imagine the headaches you'll have to endure when we
start the 1900's all over again!
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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