Double your drive space:
   delete Windows!

Ever noticed how fast Windows runs?
   Hey, neither did I!

Windows Multitasking:
   screwing up several things at once

Windows:
   just another pain in the glass

Windows NT:
   Windows Nice Try

Windows:
   Turn your Pentium into an XT...

Windows:
   The Gates of Hell

Windows:
   The colourful clown suit for DOS

Windows:
   so intuitive you only need 3Mb of help files

Windows:
   XT emulator for an AT

Windows NT:
   Insert wallet into Drive A and press any key to empty

Windows is for fun,
   OS/2 is for getting things done

Windows 95:
   New look, same multicrashing

Windows isn't a virus,
   viruses actually do something

OS/2 VirusScan -
   "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]"

Difference between a virus and windows?
   Viruses rarely fail

Windows:
   From the people who brought you EDLIN

Time on your hands?
   Get Windows!

Microsoft Windows:
   a virus with mouse support

Sorry, this virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x

A computer without Windows
   is like a fish without a bicycle

Are you using Windows or
   is that just an XT?

Bang on the left side of your
   computer to restart Windows

Breaking Windows isn't
   just for kids anymore ...

Bugs come in through open Windows

DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1:
   a turtle and its shell

DOS is just an operating system
   that runs Windows 3.1

Data to Picard:
   "No Captain, I do not run Windows."

Error #152 - Windows not found:
   (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance

Error 005:
   Windows loading. Come back tomorrow

Have you crashed your Windows today?

If Windows is user friendly,
   why do you need a 678 page manual?

Masochist:
   Windows programmer with a smile

New from McAfee - WinScan:
   removes all Windows programs
        

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