Double your drive space:
delete Windows!
Ever
noticed how fast Windows runs?
Hey, neither did
I!
Windows Multitasking:
screwing up several things
at once
Windows:
just another pain in the
glass
Windows NT:
Windows Nice Try
Windows:
Turn your Pentium into an XT...
Windows:
The Gates of Hell
Windows:
The
colourful clown suit for DOS
Windows:
so intuitive
you only need 3Mb of help files
Windows:
XT emulator
for an AT
Windows NT:
Insert wallet into Drive A and
press any key to empty
Windows is for fun,
OS/2 is
for getting things done
Windows 95:
New look, same
multicrashing
Windows isn't a virus,
viruses actually
do something
OS/2 VirusScan -
"Windows found: Remove
it? [Y,n]"
Difference between a virus and windows?
Viruses rarely fail
Windows:
From the people who
brought you EDLIN
Time on your hands?
Get
Windows!
Microsoft Windows:
a virus with mouse
support
Sorry, this virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x
A
computer without Windows
is like a fish without a
bicycle
Are you using Windows or
is that just an
XT?
Bang on the left side of your
computer to restart
Windows
Breaking Windows isn't
just for kids anymore
...
Bugs come in through open Windows
DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1:
a turtle and its shell
DOS is just an operating
system
that runs Windows 3.1
Data to Picard:
"No Captain, I do not run Windows."
Error #152 -
Windows not found:
(C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Error 005:
Windows loading. Come back tomorrow
Have you crashed
your Windows today?
If Windows is user friendly,
why
do you need a 678 page manual?
Masochist:
Windows
programmer with a smile
New from McAfee - WinScan:
removes all Windows
programs
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