Error 13:
Illegal brain function. Process
terminated.
REALITY.DAT not found.
Attempting to restore
Universe......
REALITY.SYS Corrupted -
Unable to recover
Universe
Press Esc key to reboot Universe,
or any other key
to continue...
REALITY.SYS corrupted -
reboot Universe
(Y/N)?
USER ERROR:
replace user and press any key to
continue.
Volume in Drive C:
TOO_LOUD!
Press [ESC]
to detonate or
any other key to explode.
BREAKFAST.COM
halted...
cereal port not responding!
Virus detected!
P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
Signature not found!
reformat hard drive? [Yn]
Backup not found!
A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
Spellchecker not found.
Press --
to continue ...
A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?
A)bort,
R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large
hammer.
A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door
Backup not found:
A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?
Bad command or file
name.
Go stand in the corner.
Close your eyes and press
escape three times.
DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR:
Your mistake is
now everywhere.
Computer possessed?
Try
DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
SENILE.COM found...
Out Of
Memory.
APATHY ERROR:
Don't bother striking any
key.
ZAP! Process discontinued.
Enter any 12-digit prime
number to resume.
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