Error 13:
  Illegal brain function. Process terminated.

REALITY.DAT not found.
  Attempting to restore Universe......

REALITY.SYS Corrupted -
  Unable to recover Universe

Press Esc key to reboot Universe,
  or any other key to continue...

REALITY.SYS corrupted -
  reboot Universe (Y/N)?

USER ERROR:
  replace user and press any key to continue.

Volume in Drive C:
  TOO_LOUD!

Press [ESC] to detonate or
  any other key to explode.

BREAKFAST.COM halted...
  cereal port not responding!

Virus detected!
  P)our chicken soup on motherboard?

Signature not found!
  reformat hard drive? [Yn]

Backup not found!
  A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

Spellchecker not found.
  Press -- to continue ...

A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?

A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?

A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.

A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door

Backup not found:
  A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?

Bad command or file name.
  Go stand in the corner.

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR:
  Your mistake is now everywhere.

Computer possessed?
  Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS

SENILE.COM found...
  Out Of Memory.

APATHY ERROR:
  Don't bother striking any key.

ZAP! Process discontinued.
  Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

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