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MS Undocumented Windows errors


WinErr: 001 Windows loaded -
  System in danger

WinErr: 002 No Error -
  Yet

WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error -
  Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr: 004 Erronious error -
  Nothing is wrong

WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted -
  System confused

WinErr: 006 Malicious error -
  Desqview found on drive

WinErr: 007 System price error -
  Inadequate money spent on hardware

WinErr: 008 Broken window -
  Watch out for glass fragments

WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered -
  God knows what has happened

WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow -
  Mailbox full

WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space -
  Free at least 50MB

WinErr: 00C Memory hog error -
  More Rame needed. More! More! More!

WinErr: 00D Window closed -
  Do not look outside

WinErr: 00E Window open -
  Do not look inside

WinErr: 00F Unexplained error -
  Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010
  Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr: 011 Window open -
  Do not look outside

WinErr: 012 Window closed -
  Do not look inside

WinErr: 013 Unexpected error -
  Huh ?

WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked -
  Try anything you can think of.

WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error -
  System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.

WinErr: 019 User error -
  Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten -
  Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

WinErr: 01B Illegal error -
  You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error -
  Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WinErr: 01D System crash -
  We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr: 01E Timing error -
  Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

WinErr: 01F
  Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes -
  Remaining errors will be lost.

WinErr: 042 Virus error -
  A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 079 Mouse not found -
  A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow -
  Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session.
  Do you want to play another game?

WinErr: 683 Time out error -
  Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory -
  Only 50,312,583 Bytes available

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