Now, at long last some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her aging
gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...
Bifocals
Barbie:
Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild
colors (half-frames too)! Neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and
Martha Stewart Living.
Hot Flash Barbie:
Press Barbie's bellybutton
and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on
her forehead! With handheld fan and tiny tissues.
Facial Hair
Barbie:
As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow! Available
with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
Cook's Arms
Barbie:
Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved
gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too: muumuus with tummy support panels
are included!
Bunion Barbie:
Years of disco dancing in stiletto
heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe
her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry
mules.
No More Wrinkles Barbie:
Erase those pesky crow's-feet and
lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of
exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
Soccer Mom Barbie:
All that
experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old
high school megaphone to root for Babs And Ken, Jr. With mini van in robin's
egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit
punch.
Recovery Barbie:
Too many parties have finally caught up
with the ultimate party girl. Now she does 12 steps instead of dance steps!
Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with little copy
of The Big Book and six-pack of Diet Coke.
Post Menopausal
Barbie:
Poor Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she
puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the
couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends
and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, she comes with the book, "Getting In Touch
with Your Inner Self".
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