When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J. C. Penney and he was sobbing his eyes out.

I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee."

I said:  Well, then why are you crying?

He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well so why are you crying?"

He said: "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00am."

I said:  "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

He said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!"

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