Veteran Pillsbury spokes-model Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe
yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral
ceremonies in recent years.
Dozens of celebrities turned out including
Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, Chef
Boyardee, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The grave site was piled high with
flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Fresh rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for
millions.
Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children
and another in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for approximately 20
minutes.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
[Guest-Sign] [Guest-View] [Email]