What color hair do they put on a bald mans drivers license?
Why do
you have to make an appointment with a physic?
If bagpipes were out of
tune, how would you tell?
How do you know if you out of invisible
ink?
How do you throw away an old garbage can?
If you save
time, how do you get it back?
If honesty is so great then why can't we
walk up to someone at a party and say "HI, I can't remember your name
either!"
If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet
them?
If a man speaks in the woods and his wife is not there to hear
him, would he still be wrong?
If marriage was illegal, would only
outlaws have inlaws?
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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