Two elderly women were out driving in a large car--both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the
passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn
we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came
to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right
through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the
light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was
getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the
next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection,
sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she
turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran
through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred
turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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