On TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT -
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
bottom of the box.)
(unless you want an upside down cake)
On
MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING -
Product will be hot after heating
(hmm. worth noting)
On BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE -
Do
not drive car or operate machinery
(no Power Wheels for these
tots)
On NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) -
Warning: may cause drowsiness
(ya'think?)
On A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE -
Warning: keep out of
children
(handy hint)
On A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS -
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(yeah!)
On AN
AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS -
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(swallow, digest, eliminate)
On A SWEDISH CHAINSAW -
Do not
attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(you could. just practice
dialing 911 with your feet)
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