Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a
Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to
himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his
lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that
there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide
eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him,
"Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems
to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't
speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can
also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No
sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly. Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old
woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain
a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed
limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer
for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to
ask... is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they
haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with
concern.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got
off Route 287."
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