Absolutely Vital Things to Know About Taking a Bath:
When you leave
a bath to run by itself, the plug jumps just as you leave the bathroom and
you return to an empty bath just as the hot water runs out.
Spiders
can run round the bath faster than you can.
If you run a bath too hot
you don't realize this until you sit in the other end and burn your rear
end.
It is physically impossible to turn a tap on or off with your
foot.
When you lie back in the bath, your right foot slips forward
until it is positioned exactly beneath the dripping tap.
The odd
flannel you are using to wash yourself is not a flannel at all; it is a sock
which has fallen from above.
The dirt you wash off yourself gathers on
the surface of the water and then re-attaches itself to you as you rise to
leave.
Lost soap is ALWAYS behind you.
When you get out of the
bath, the first bit you dry is the one bit you just realized you forgot to
wash.
However hard you dry yourself, you are still wet when you put
your clothes on.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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