* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your
Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
* If your
sister hits you, don't hit back. They always catch the 2nd person.
*
Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
* You can't trust dogs to
watch your food.
* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your
hair.
* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a
tic-tac.
* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same
time.
* School lunches stick to the wall.
* You can't hide a
piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
* Don't wear polka-dot
underwear under white shorts.
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