An elderly couple was driving cross-country and the woman was driving. She was pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

The woman gave him her license.

The patrolman said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once. Had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.

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