This virus warning is genuine.
There is a new virus going around,
called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email,
internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
This
has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been
tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social
life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do
encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge
the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've had enough of your
crap... I'm off to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by
your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the
document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat
and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer
(or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that
"work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was
the greatest cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your
address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid
the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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