While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1, 2000, and
most of our subsidiary units and contractors claim they will also be fully
compliant, we obviously need to make some preparations in case unexpected
challenges impair our ability to meet the needs of our
customers.
Enclosed with this memo is a "Y2K Backup System" device
designed to meet short time emergency needs in case of a computer operations
failure, or operational delay. This device is the company's Primary Emergency
Network Computer Interface Liaison device (P.E.N.C.I.L.). This device has
been field tested extensively, including certification testing, as well as
volume and stress testing. Properly maintained, the device meets all the
requirements for coding and data input.
Prior to use, the
(P.E.N.C.I.L.) will require preparation and testing.
Tools and
supplies required will be: A sharpened knife or grinding device; and a supply
of computer paper (with or without holes).
Gripping the device firmly
in your hand, proceed to scrape or grind the wooded end until it has a
cone-like appearance. The dark core area must be exposed to properly
function. (Left-handed employees should read this sentence backwards, and
then go to your supervisor for assistance.)
Place a single sheet of
computer paper on a smooth, hard surface. Take the backup device, place the
sharpened point against the paper, and pull it across the paper. If properly
done, this will input a single line.
CAUTION: Excessive force may
damage components of the device or damage the data reception device. If
either the P.E.N.C.I.L. or the paper are damaged, go back to the preparation
instructions above.
Proper use of the device will require data
simulation input by the operator. Placing the device against the computer
page forming symbols as closely resembling the computer lettering system you
normally use. At the completion of each of the simulated letters, lift the
device off the page, move it slightly to the right, replace it against the
page, and form the next symbol. This may appear tedious, and somewhat
redundant, but, with practice, you should be able to increase your speed and
accuracy.
The P.E.N.C.I.L. is equipped with a manual deletion
device.
The device is located on the reverse end of the P.E.N.C.I.L.
Error deletions operate similarly to the "backspace" key on your computer.
Simply place the device against the erroneous data, and pull it backwards
over the letters. This should remove the error, and enable you to resume data
entries.
CAUTION: Excessive force may damage the data reception
device. Insufficient force, however, may result in less than acceptable
deletion, and may require re-initialization of action as above.
This
device is designed with user maintenance in mind. However, if technical
support is required, you can still call your local computer supervisor at
(800)-YOU-DUMMY.
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