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i have discovered the magic of forms!! Simple ones, albeit, but let me wallow in my pride.

so please just fill out this little form, and i'll read them and make fun of your responses.


Your Name:


Your E-Mail:


What is Your Favorite Color?

How many toothbrushes do you own?


Do you think red cabbage, with its color actually being purple, should undergo a name change?
yes, i think that the false misconception propagated by this inappropriate name should be stopped!!
no, this name was given by licensed scientifical vegetable-namers, and any attempt by common beings, or even those with telepathic power like you, should be squelched immediately

What is the State Capital of Nebraska?


How often do you eat bagels?

Would you ever strip naked and do the Macarena on the Golden Gate Bridge?
hell, no, i'm not THAT bored
whoa, yeah, hold up. . .

Who do you hate more, Spice Girls or No Doubt?
damn those SPICE GIRLS
stop NO DOUBT


Is there anything especially special about grapes?
Grapes taste good and they're good for you. that's all i ask.
Grapes are horrendous nasty little fruit that have to be engineered so they don't have seeds; otherwise, no one would eat them
Grapes contain the spirit of all things and should be worshiped; in fact, there should be a religion created to admire the supremacy of grapes


Have you read The Three Musketeers? Pardieu! Morbleu! The fleur-de-lis!! *stab stab*
Classical books are for people who stay at home on Sat. nights and don't have any weed to smoke.


Do you currently have and use hanging file folders?
File folders are a blight on the face of office supplies, no intelligent human being should utilise them!
File folders allow me to be organized and efficient; sometimes i even get dates because people know I use them, and admire me for it.

If you were going to get a tattoo, would you etch into yourself a:

Have you seen the movie The Saint, and do you now have an overwhelming urge to go out and purchase a cane?
yeah, one of those black ones with a silver decorative handle
val kilmer sucks
have you ever thought of seeing a professional therapist?


Have you ever heard of the band Possum Dixon?
they are the most awesome, rockin' band i have ever heard, and i have all their cd's, singles, and paraphenalia
Who the hell are they?


Are you of the opinion that Bush will die out in the next 3 months? they suck, they're nothing, they'll turn out like hootie and the blowfish
shutup they rock


Do you like fishing hats?


Do you think you're in love with Dr. Katz?
WHO???
as long as he reimburses me when i get back


In essay form, including a title and 4 topic sentences, describe the effects of a potato on a mildly inebriated person.






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