Toilets: Convenient or Catastrophic


toilets.....the greatest thing since breathmints?!?

hah! that's what they want you to think!!!!!

in truth, toilets are the disposal units of nuclear waste. that flushing you hear? not the water!!! it's the sound of thousands of radioactive particles bombarding your body!!!!!
yes, my friends!!!!!!! beware! be aware!!


here is proof of this astounding discovery:





do you still doubt it? as the facts clearly state, you are in great peril every time you use your bathroom!!!

but what can we do about this, you ask? why, everything! Write Congress, flame the president! we shall put an end to this menace and stop this illegal use of our facilities!

Join the fight against toilet radiation!!



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