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Match #1: Cookie Monster vs Zippy  (world featherweight title)
Zippy trashtalks Cookie Monster and gets the upper hand. Zippy continues
to trashtalk until Oscar comes down to ringside with his trashcan. Now he
can talk trash. One person who always stutters when trashtalking is George,
none the less he comes down to ringside. Jeffrey and Bungle make their way
to ringside. The end comes when Bungle splashes Cookie Monster against the
steel post and rolls him for Zippy to pin. We have a *NEW* World
Featherweight Champion.
WINNER (NEW Featherweight Champion): Zippy

MATCH #2: 20-man battle royale for the Radio Belt
In it were:
Disco's Revenge, King of Radio Chris Tarrant,
Million Dollar Cheggers, DDT DLT, Big Taxi Vader Ken Dodd,
Ken RedRock, Insp Frank Drebbin, King Kong Bully,
Rovers Tony Blackburn, Caesar the Italian Stallion,
Thamesmead Kid, Foz, Nickerless Parsons, TicTacMan
Reckless Richard O'Brien, Dealer Melanie Leslie,
2 Drunk Rab, GrapeCrusher Stu Francis

It ended when with Just Disco's Revenge John Ravolta and the King of Radio
had thought they disposed of the Million Dollar Cheggers. Cheggers plays
pop, I mean possum and rolls back in one leg and throws out both Disco's
Revenge and the King of Radio to win the Radio Belt.
WINNER (NEW Radio Belt Champion): Million Dollar Cheggers

MATCH #3: Games Messiah vs Stone Bald Burchell
Something has to be said about wrestlers who are computer freaks. Stone
Bald comes out and attacks the Games Messiah and puts him in a chokehold
with a BGS tie. Stone Bald uppercuts the Games Messiah. Finally the Games
Messiah starts to get it going when Stone Bald bashes his head against the
turnbuckle. A halo appears as Games Messiah starts to dance around ring and
then give Stone Bald vicious chops to the head. Games Messiah sets up Stone
Bald for the Noah's ark, gets it and gets the surprise 1.2.3.
WINNER: Games Messiah

MATCH #4: COD vs Mountains vs Goldbust/Winton vs Eltons (Tag Titles)
Funniest moment: Wildman Dale Winton telling the Mountains to get out of
the way of the aisles and getting a vertical splach from Ben Nevis for
his troubles. Goldbust/Winton and the Eltons both get counted out quickly,
leaving Everest and Ben Nevis to squash the All American Farooq Chicken
until the 123 Cod moonsaults Everest from the top with the ref distracted
and nails Everest with a foreign object. Farooq gets the pin and the
Chicken of Domination regain the belts.
At this point, Blakey comes to ringside, none to impressed by the victory.
Blakey struts and gives the 123 Cod, a penalty fare and All american farooq
chicken a bus stop. When chaos clears, Farooq tells Blakey bring a tag team
partner to the next RAW and prepare to be plucked! Blakey accepts and says
that's exactly what he wanted and be prepared for a surprise or a fare hike.
WINNERS (Tag Team Champions): COD

MATCH #5: Hairy Mary vs Rodneyzuna (European Title)
Rodneyzuna attacks Hairy Mary from behind and slams Mary. Rodneyzuna pins
Mary for only a 2 count. A legdrop on Mary leads to a 2 count. A whip to
the corner sees Rodneyzuna miss. Mary bulldogs Rodneyzuna into the canvas.
Mary jumps off the top and into the scissors cut and a 3 count.
WINNER (European Champion): Hairy Mary

MATCH #6: Blakey vs Hughes (Lumberjock Match)
(If Blakey loses, he must quit his job as bus conductor,
 If Hughes loses, he must stop nodding and wiggling his finger at people)
All the lumberjocks came out with bus conductors uniforms or Mr Hughes
outfits, nodding and pointing their fingers. Hughes and Blakey lock up.
Hughes gets the upper hand and pounds on Blakey. Hughes flings Blakey to
the outside and Hughes gets over the ropes and axe handle to the back of
Blakey's head and a shovel too. Hughes slams Blakey's head against the
steel railings. Blakey shakes it off and starts to strut and bashes hughes
head against the steel railings. Blakey rolls in and out of the ring to
break the count. Blakey introduces Hughes to the steel steps. The hughes
lumberjocks prevent Blakey continuing the attack. All the lumberjocks
brawl outside while Hughes gets the Pavement Slam on Blakey and pins him
with the ref still trying to clear things out. The ref, alf finally sees
the pin and counts 2 when Blakey kicks out. Hughes goes for a repeat
performance except Blakey ducks underneath and sneakily delivers the
penalty fare to Hughes. Blakey gets the 1.2.3. Hughes loses and therefore
cannot nod and wiggle his finger as per stipulation of the match.
As Blakey leaves, he's attacked by the 123 Cod and All American Farooq
Chicken. But the Thamesmead Kid comes in stops that and saves Blakey from
further injury.
WINNER: Blakey

MATCH #7: Ravishing Chris Hein  vs  Big Ben Vader  (World Title)
A pinfalls count anywhere match to finally decide who is the world champion.
Vader's precomments were "Ravishing, it may be your birthday, this weekend,
but unfortunately the only present you are getting from me, is a year's
supply of knuckle sandwiches. While I become the first 8-time WWW World
Heavyweight Champion"
Ravishing's precomments were "Vader, It's my birthday and I am going to win
this title for myself, you know birthday present for myself, just a little
treat. I am gonna be at my best, are you ready, Vader?"

The Spice girls sing and introduce the wrestlers and of course the special
guest referee is Alf!
Vader comes out first and hangs around ringside. Ravishing comes out and
walks into a clothesline from Vader. Vader points down at Ravishing and
struts and goes for a legdrop. Ravishing moves out the way and Vader lands
on the steel entrance, ouch! Ravishing grins and looks at Vader. Vader
tries to crawl away and Ravishing stomps on Vader's leg repeatedly.
Ravishing picks up Vader and bodyslams Vader on the steel entrance.
Ravishing pins and gets a 2 count. Ravishing sets up Vader for a whip into
the steel railings but gets reversed and lands heavily into it. Vader
seizes the opportunity and gives Ravishing an atomic drop on the steel
railing. Ravishing will certainly singing high tonight win or lose. Vader
sets up Ravishing who's still straddled on the railings for some chin
music. Vader connects. Ravishing goes over and lands in somebody's popcorn.
Vader goes the over, but Ravishing recovers throws a cup of Coca-Cola in
Vader's face and follows up with a clothesline back over the railing and
back into the aisle. Ravishing rams Vader's head into the steel railing
repeatedly. Vader shakes it off and repeatedly bangs Ravishing's head
against the steel railings. it turns into a fist fight right back up the
aisle and finally Ravishing clothesline past the curtains. Who left that
shovel lying there. Ravishing wastes Vader with it! Ravishing gets the
heinhooper on. Ravishing releases the hold and whips Vader into the lockers
causing a major dent. Ravishing goes to splash Vader into the lockers.
Vader gets out the way, falling at best. Ravishing makes an even bigger
dent on the lockers. Vader whips Ravishing into the locker room door. Vader
slams Ravishing on the bench and gets a pin, only 2. Ravishing and Vader
start brawling more as they leave the locker room. then from nowhere
Ravishing DDTs Vader on the concrete. Flatface? Ravishing sets up Vader for
Ravishing powerbomb when the spice girls come and attack Ravishing with a
shovel. Vader finally gets up and then signals for the lamhang. Vader
changes his mind though and just pins Ravishing as not to injure him
anymore. Vader wins and celebrates his 8th world title.
WINNER (NEW World Heavyweight Champion): Vader


Monday night Raw

Some questions remained to be answered from Shovelsham... All and more
will be answered.

MATCH #1: Reckless Rick O'Brien (w/Gypsy Women)  vs  Alec Quebec (w/Flag)
Reckless Rick caps off Alec Quebec with the Crystal Dome when both Mumsy
and Crystal Waters bashed Quebec around on the outside of the ring.
WINNER: Reckless Rick

INTERVIEW #1: The Spice Girls
The Spice Girls say they have seen enough crap in the WWW and they note
they are always being made fun by the likes of Ravishing Chris Hein and
the rest of the WWW. So the Spice Foundation have come to put things
right. They point out things will get worse now that they are here.
Ravishing pops up on screen and challenges all 5 of them to a handicap
match, for costing him the World Title. He points out that this is far
deeper than being made fun of, cos he works for probably the world's best
drinks company, coca-cola and they advertise for the other coke company,
pepsi. The Spice Foundation invite Ravishing down. So Ravishing comes to
the entrance but is stopped by officals.

LOCKER ROOM SCENE:
The Thamesmead Kid who made the save for Blakey last night gets destroyed
by Chicken of Domination. The 123 Cod, All American Farooq and the darleks
leave the Thamesmead Kid sprawled out. Blakey is nowhere to be seen. There
goes any thought that Blakey's partner might have been the Thamesmead Kid.

MATCH #2: Vader  vs  Goldbust  (World Title)
The end comes when Vader is about to go for the lamhang but goldbust
thrusts his head up for a cheapcrutchshot. Goldbust lifts Vader over and
falls back and slamming Vader in the process. Goldbust gets a 2 count.
Goldbust sends Vader for an irish whip and kicks Vader. Goldbust swings
Vader around and sets up for the Curtain call. But Vader completely flips
over and quickly snaps the dragon suplex from behind for a 3 count.
WINNER: Vader

INTERVIEW #2: Vader
Vader realises he got some help from the Spice Foundation. But he takes
the belt any which way it comes. Bottom Line he's the champion. He says
Ravishing will get a rematch soon. At this point the Spice Foundation come
out. They say they have someone who will belt him for the world Title. The
leader of the Spice Foundation Iron Lady Maggie Thatcher. Vader accepts
the challenges and turns to leave, but gets jumped on. Ravishing then
comes out with a 2x4 and clears everyone out.

MATCH #3: COD  vs  Blakey & ???  (World Title)
The COD come out. Blakey comes out and attacks both the 123 Cod and All
American Farooq Chicken. Blakey struts after giving both of them backbody
drops. Looks like Blakey will go with no partner. The COD finally control
the match and both beat on Blakey. But Blakey regains control by throwing
out Farooq. At this point the camera turns to Hughes in the audience. Mr
Hughes frowns as usual but no nodding and no pointing of fingers. Blakey
gets a 2 count on the 123 Cod. Hughes goes over the railings and is at
ringside. Blakey sees him and points at Hughes. The COD look confused.
Blakey takes a swipe at Hughes! He misses but the 123 Cod rolls him up
from behind but only gets 2 with the ref out of position. Blakey gets up
quick and clotheslines the 123 Cod and goes after Hughes, I'll get you for
this next time. Blakey turns around into a 123 punch. Cross corner whip
but Blakey steps out the way of a 123 Cod dropkick. In fact the 123 Cod
connects with Farooq who falls outside. Hughes gets into the ring and
Blakey comes and stares off. The ref tries to spilt it. The 123 Cod tries
to get in the way. Hughes shoves the 123 Cod and then whips the 123 Cod
into the ropes and the pavement slam. Hughes gets out and Blakey pins the
123 Cod... 1..2..3.. Blakey is the new world tag team champions. But wait
Blakey gives Hughes one of the belts! It was a setup!
WINNERS (NEW tag team champions): Blakey & Hughes!