The Bitch Chain has finally been revised! Below is the latest revision of the bitch chain. Unfortunately, I can't do the nifty lines I used to do in Homestead, but I think you'll get the point anyway. Enjoy!
Amanda Ruelle (The Bitchmaster) is the head of the Bitch Chain (BC). Her bitch is Dan Smith (Tiny). Dan has two bitches, Ryan Vogel (The Training Bitch) and Jared Ragland (The Slut). Jared is The Slut because he is also the bitch of Niquie Medina Ragland (his now wife). Somehow, Jared managed to make Shawn Trivette (The Mac Daddy (me)) his bitch.
Shawn is what the BC revolves around. Connections off of Shawn are many and complicated.
Shawn has now eight bitches. They are: Mitch Way (First Bitch), Jon Young (The Favorite Bitch), Alex Wall (The Odd Bitch), Angie Harmon (The Bitchess), Tyler Hodge (The Youngest Bitch), Fortran 90 (Susan!), Scott Heaney (Monday's Bitch), and Jeff Garretson (The Insolent Bitch). It should be noted that Alex Wall and Shawn Trivette are Angie Harmon's Support Hoes.
Shawn also has a harem consisting of Jen Ross (Head Harlot), Lori Poston (Harlot Wench), and Lu Vehr (Gutter Harlot). His two gutter sluts are Cori Hawkins and Elaine "Bean" Tilley.
Shawn's lackey is Jason Taylor. His non-related-non-identical-twin (NINRT) brother is Brian Leach (therefore, Shawn is also Brian's NRNIT brother). Deanna Lindaman is Shawn's Temple Prostitute and Noe Thompson is his radioactive oriental escort. Shawn was once the ho to his chamber maid, but that is no longer true. Tyler Cardin is Shawn's secretary.
It should also be noted that Anna Herweyer is stalkin Shawn Trivette and Shawn Trivette is stalkin Anna Herweyer.
If you'd like to be on the BC, be sure to email Shawn and let him know. Maybe there's a place for you!