What They Think
by Lily Kingston
Adam and Eve!
Not Anna and Eve
Or Adam and Steve,
Just Adam and Eve!
The way it should be!
Anyone else should
Just step out and leave!
The idea of this non-
Sense makes them all want to heave!
Adam and Eve!
Adam and Eve!
- It's unnatural
- unhealthy
- immoral
Anyone who does it
Is really quite horrible.
I'm sick to death
Of these old-fashioned ideas
It's already been proved
That it isn't a disease
But no one will listen
To anyone's pleas
Just
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve.