Dear RuBlackBeard,
I would like to join your scurvy crew. I can be a
first mate
second mate
cook
cabin boy
parrot
stowaway
deck hand
scapegoat
harpooneer
servant
person who says arrrrr a lot
. I have experience
swabbing the deck
digging for treasure
kicking ass
falling out of crows nests
watching old pirate movies
saying arrrr a lot
. I will be willing to
swab the deck
cut throats
eat dried up food
row in the galleys
be a suck up
say arrrr a lot
. I
do
do not
have a web site.
If you do be havin' a web site, type it here, arrrr.
Ru, I think you are totally
insane
disgusting
cool
twisted
hairy
. Please let me join your crew.
Signed,
Geocities