| Language | "I Love You" Translation |
| Akadian | Iaka Lakaovakae Yakaou |
| Esperanto | Mi amas vin |
| Gibberish | idaguy lidaguv yidagoo |
| Goth | Idugi Ludugove Udagu |
| Ishkibibble | Ibi Libove Yibou |
| Klingon | qabang |
| Klingon | qaparha' (depends from where you are in the galaxy) |
| Lancish | I Lovole Youan |
| Lojban | mi do prami |
| Naguan | Mawaca bimcheepee |
| Op | I Lopovope Yopou |
| Pig Latin | Ie Ovele Ouye (I-ay Ovel-ay Ouy-ay) |
| Quenya | Tye-melan'ne |
| Sliggish | Iish loveish youish |
| Snorkel | eep-op-ork-ahah |
| Spencish | I Lovany Yoof |
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