Three Little Pigs

There once was three little pigs. The three of them moved out of their mother's house at about the same time, and found each a profession for themselves.

One day a mean old wolf was getting off of work and decided he was VERY hungry. He said to himself, "I think I'll go down to Piggly Wiggly's place to get me some food." So he went over to the first little pig house to get something to eat. He called out to Piggly Wiggly, "Pig! I'm hungry, I'm going to make Pork Roast out of you!" P.W. squeeled out OH MY and ran into his house.

See, Piggly Wiggly decided to become a farmer when he moved out of his Ma's place, so he built himself a nice house made of wheat stalks that swayed in the wind.

Wolf did not like how Piggly Wiggly was running and hiding from him because this was really putting his dinner on hold.

"Pig, this house can't keep me from you, I'm gonna blow your house down!"

The wolf Huffed and he Puffed and exclaimed,

"Hunda-la-funda-la-dunda-la-dunda-la..........*scream*"

and blew the house down. He grabbed the cowaring pig, threw him in the oven and had Pork Roast for dinner.

The next morning, the wolf was mighty hungry again. He thought he might go down to the Lumberjack Pig's, Horace Hog, for breakfast. When he got down there, Horace ran into his log cabin. Annoyed, the Wolf shouted out to him.

"Pig, this house can't keep me from you, I'm gonna use this here chainsaw to let me in"

The wolf Huffed and he Puffed and exclaimed,

"Hunda-la-funda-la-dunda-la-dunda-la..........*scream*"

and ripped out a chainsaw from his back and cut a new door in the log cabin. The wolf then grabbed the cowaring pig threw him on the skillet and had bacon for breakfast.

After work that day, the wolf was surprised to find himself hungry AGAIN. So he decided to go to the 3rd pig's house, Wibbly the Construction worker pig. When the Wolf got there Wibbly was already in his house taunting the wolf that he couldn't get into his steel walled house. The wolf then shouted out to him,

"Pig, this house can't keep me from you, I had beans this morning to go along with your brother"

The wolf Huffed and he Puffed and exclaimed,

"Hunda-la-funda-la-dunda-la-dunda-la..........*scream*"

and let out the biggest fart that you would ever see person or wolf do. The cloud of gas filled the Pigs house making the pig dash out covering his mouth. The wolf pursued the pig until he tripped over a tree branch and impailled himself upon a sharp rock, with tapeworms wiggling to free themselves from his gut.

The Pig overjoyed started to dance all over the place and ended up falling into a bottomless pit, never to be heard from again..